1. You can’t play sports and live your whole life, you have to slog and work hard that’s how the world works
Okay dad, my mind is fragile.
2. Stop being around your set of friends, they are a bad influence, they will ruin your life
Mom, actually I’m the worst of the lot.
3. If you don’t get 99.9%, colleges wont take you
Colleges only care about money dad. Why you no tell me!!
4. All your friends are millionaires. They don’t have anything to worry about. You’re not like them.
But mom, his dad has a terminal illness?
5. You take life too easily. You will never reach anywhere if you continue like this
Okay!I’ll try to become a worry machine like you.
6. You cant grow your hair! We are civilized people living here.
Then why do you gossip about the aunty next door?
Mom: *takes chappal*
7. You will never learn the importance of money. Every penny is blood and sweat.
Is that why you make me live on minimum wages?
8. All our relatives have children who have landed good office jobs.
Mom, I’m better than that. No one cares? Okay.
9. Stop sleeping all the time! What are you, diseased?
Why cant you just let me be happy ???
10. If you work hard now you can enjoy your whole life.